Starting the Quest
"Hey, fancy doing a little Torchwood mission for me? We got word that the Nestene Consciousness has taken over a plastic factory not far from here.
Long story short, the Nestenes like playing with their human-sized action figures a little too much, and they've brought a bunch of shop window mannequins to life to cause mayhem on the streets. Help me take these dummies down, will ya?" Captain Jack Harkness upon approaching him.
Finishing the Quest
"At ease, that's all of 'em! And if I may say so, you were looking pretty good out there. If you fancy catching up later on, you know where to find me!" Captain Jack Harkness upon completing the quest.
Defeat 30 Autons with Captain Jack Harkness
- The title of the quest is a pun on the phrase "A ton of trouble".
- Torchwood refers to the Torchwood Institute, created by Queen Victoria in the 2006 episode "Tooth and Claw" to defend the UK against aliens, and the Doctor, specifically. In the 2006-2011 spin-off series, Torchwood, Jack, a former companion of the Doctor's rendered immortal by the Bad Wolf entity, becomes the leader of what had by the early 21st century become a small, rag-tag alien-fighting organization.