Start of the Quest
"Ah, I suppose you've come to "rescue me"? Ah, um, I can assure you that I... I've everything under control here.
I was just tending to a simple, um... mechanical setback with my private helicopter here, certainly, nothing to do with the skill of the pilot - and suddenly our snarling tourist attraction here decided might be fun to try and eat me. So... er... I... If you want to help, perhaps you could scare some of them off?" - Simon upon approaching him.
End of the Quest
"Ah... Thank you. For a minute there I thought I crashed my last helicopter. Er, I mean, um, my... my... my FIRST and last. Ahem. Anyway, now I should be able to fix up the old girl in peace. Shouldn't be too hard. Or at least... er... nothing I can't learn from a few online video tutorials." - Simon upon finishing the quest.
Protect Simon Masrani from 20 Velociraptors.
- The title is based on the notion Survival of the Fittest.